Even IN context this is a gem...

I'll just put this here:



Description

1 a cloud magnetic key storage device to meet the basic needs of the entire family of key storage! Don't have to go with a storage device for each key!
2 internal use of a strong neodymium iron boron magnet N40, as long as you have a key enough to squeeze up the house keys, 10 can suck!
3 do not need to be in your home key again string other additional things, those who work is very poor small adorn article you suffer?
4 concise form, with the most fire of the cloud concept (although only the shape of it, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh) what is more suitable for your home door position? Practical fancy is the kingly way!


(I honestly don't know what line 3 is trying to say)